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Hollow Point Bullets Recalled That Don't Explode In Targets

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Black widow (1 day ago)
This was funny as shit lmao
Forand Shane (2 days ago)
I am so dissatisfied with steel hawk Incorporated. My school shooting victims DID NOT explode when I shot them. All I wanted to see was 12 year olds with gaping holes in their back, and all I got was normal sized wounds
A british aristocrat (3 days ago)
I was one of the few lucky customers who was shipped some working rounds. As I was casually shooting up the elementary school in the town down the road, I was negatively surprised by the damage the bullets did. As I was entering the first grader's room, however, the bullets started ripping their tiny heads to pieces just like they should! Even though the complications kinda took the fun out of the first classrooms, I am still of the opinion that Steel Hawk's usual bullets are perfect for killing large amounts of children and are less "brutal". Nevertheless I still enjoy the closed casket funerals if you get where I am coming from! Sincerely, A satisfied customer
Bambikilla 69 (6 days ago)
This sounds all wrong
Vince Marquez (8 days ago)
Hey you people at The Onion, Thank you for producing top quality content consistently. It is not going unrecognized you guys! Good work to all of you! This is the best satire I have ever seen, every one of these bits is fucking hysterical. I literally do little rewinds about 10 times a video to truly catch every bombshell joke you guys make. So underrated and the acting, FLAWLESS. Bravo.
O W L Z Playzz (9 days ago)
I knew this was fake still the end
Nick (15 days ago)
wtf people are Fucking psychos
B-rad Fire (17 days ago)
sounds like cnn
mikemfd232 (18 days ago)
This is too heavy-handed to be funny. Anybody who is in favor of taking away guns has no intelligence of history, or a scenario where numbers and strength will always win against an opponent. Guns save lives over and over again yet the media really reports on it.
Marcel Lessard (3 days ago)
It's satire, and it's not advocating taking guns away
douglas jardine (21 days ago)
amazing
Semaj Stuckey (22 days ago)
I need dat shit 👌👌👌
GingerBoi (23 days ago)
I really hope people know the purpose of hollow point. They are used so you don't kill the bad guy, the neighbor, the neighbor's dog, and force the grieving family to repair their house after a 9mmtpre through 3 walls. Over all, still funny with the "inferno bullet".
Xtremedog83 (24 days ago)
What the absolutely fuck?!!
Serite Ross (29 days ago)
LOL THE EXIT WOUND THO
Wtf
T. Mitchell (30 days ago)
So the Onion is satirizing hollow points. I guess they want people to defend themselves with FMJ rounds that are far more likely to over penetrate and cause collateral damage to bystanders.
Monorom Krich (1 month ago)
I know something that will satisfy customers. Not creating weapons and ammunition!
Jacob Heffinger (1 month ago)
John Cullen: " we understand when our customers want to see the liquefied organs pour out of every hole". Me: wtf is wrong with you, you are a psychopath, you are no better than a terrorist that straps bombs to little children.
posadist possum (1 month ago)
It's a parody
Cerise Jones (1 month ago)
Wtf is this real?
Abbas bin Firnas (1 month ago)
😂🤣😆Good quality comedy!!!
Tony Harris (1 month ago)
White People, lol this is what they are Concerned About.
Eddy mmm (1 month ago)
Sad clown shot by Magnum
Ashwin Sarma (1 month ago)
Partner rating *No mature content*
Dob Schweb (2 months ago)
I mean, I'd be pretty pissed if my ammo didn't work as intended. Might as well by nornal bullets if the hollow points don't work.
Ashanti Nyongo (2 months ago)
What killed me was the medical animation started screaming🤣
Taavi Albert (2 months ago)
Is USA so fukd up?
Taco Person (1 month ago)
Good thing the us itself has come to shut down this libtard le epic style
America (1 month ago)
Taavi Albert this is a fake video retard it’s the onion
Jonathan Veliz (2 months ago)
Fake news
Neoz Draco (2 months ago)
I really thought this was real for a moment. HAHAHAHHA
Jim joe Kelly (2 months ago)
These bullets are unAmerican, I remember when I went to school we use to always joke how that weird greasy kid was too stupid to buy hollow point and now steel hawk made all of us look stupid. I want to shoot that ceo in the head with some cheap Chinese Norinco hollow points and his family watching me scoop up his once was his head into a glad bag
Nakul Sharma (2 months ago)
Wt the hell
Matt Mccaslin (2 months ago)
No bullshit I thought this was real until the inferno bullet. I feel so stupid. Good video. A little dark though.
Andrea Fabris (2 months ago)
At first I thought this was real, being a typical american newscast.
SR Brant (2 months ago)
"Real-Life Superhero Has Power To Rationalize Everything."
Charles Irwin (2 months ago)
Steelhawk has been going down the drain ever since then. WHo woulda knew that not listening to customers is bad for business.
Laimonas Milašius (2 months ago)
Yeah sure shot his brother in the head didont get arested and demand explosions and guts
elfoxy (2 months ago)
WOOOOOSH
Doge This! (2 months ago)
R/woooosh
Doge This! (2 months ago)
You are a fucking idiot, arent you?
Windows98 (2 months ago)
Wooosh
Kaan Akçay (2 months ago)
Big bullshit
elfoxy (2 months ago)
WOOOSH
Kaan Akçay (2 months ago)
İ fuck this channel.
Doge This! (2 months ago)
Autist, look at the channel name
furry fox (2 months ago)
I've seen guns that can tear a jack rabbit like tissue paper
maxi tef (2 months ago)
Why the fuck do u want bullets like that on the streets u evil fuckers
Are you fuckin stupid
Doge This! (2 months ago)
Woooosh
Windows98 (2 months ago)
Wooosh
Hello Hello (3 months ago)
I'd use a hammer.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Klorg Lork (3 months ago)
"Shot his brother at a county fair" LMAO
ChiefGwopp100 (3 months ago)
" *We Understand ..That When Our Customers Shoot A Man They Wanna See His Liquefied Organ Pour Out Of Every Hole Of His Body* " " *Those People Over There At Steelhawk Need To Be Shot In The Face In Front Of Their Families* " Wtf ? .. What Type Of News Is This? Graphic Asf
Doge This! (2 months ago)
+ChiefGwopp100 yes??? You kniw this channel is based around jokes, right?
ChiefGwopp100 (2 months ago)
*The Onion?* Doge This!
Doge This! (2 months ago)
Look at the channel name
Albert Pavlas (3 months ago)
Only in _'MURICA!_
little stripes (3 months ago)
THE ONION GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME
Nuke Legend123 (3 months ago)
Fake news FAKE NEWS THIS IS FAKE NEWS
elfoxy (2 months ago)
WOOSH
Philipp Hoehn (2 months ago)
Even if it's satire, it's more real than CNN
Doge This! (2 months ago)
You are a autistic fuck arent you
nathy (3 months ago)
well it's not. it's satire, and was therefore never pretending to be news
Herr Antonov (3 months ago)
This reminds me of Fallout... "Why use gun on somebody when you are not going to destroy their body"
PerpScerp (3 months ago)
Count it y’all. It’s 2018 and the onion is finally just as credible and realistic as any other news outlet
Jacob Slyker (3 months ago)
I know this is a joke, but this it is an attempt to be political. Hollow points are designed to create more drag and stop within the person shot instead of pass through and hit innocent bystanders. They are better at stoping threats because all of the kinetic energy stays in the target. This is why police and those looking to defend themselves use them. They do not fragment. This is a joke, again, but it is an obviously misinformed political statement. I love the onion, and this was funny, but this is not how hollow points work at all.
Alejandro Pérez (3 months ago)
I lost it at inferno bullets
Justin Angel Munoz (3 months ago)
When u watch tv on GTA 6 lmao
Datt Guy so cold (3 months ago)
This a joke right?
Dumbass
Noooooooo it’s totallly reeaaal
Philipp Hoehn (2 months ago)
No it's real
Catswork (3 months ago)
no
Tee Hi (3 months ago)
I hope this video is fake.. o_o
USS Prinz Eugen (1 day ago)
Nope, this is a real Video. The content is a joke, but the Video exists.
Ty Perez (3 months ago)
Tee Hi I hope you aren't that stupid to believe it's real
Flying Moose (3 months ago)
The NRA!
Universal Kombat (3 months ago)
I like the Onion, it's funny and sometimes makes a spot on parody of modern news media, but nonetheless, they're very liberal. Which is hilarious to me, because this video truly shows what their liberal/leftist writers actually believe. I WISH that real hollowpoint bullets did what was shown at 0:24, but the reality is, that hollowpoint bullets actually do what is shown in 0:33. "Some of these defective bullets can leave an exit hole as small as a plum", even modern pistol hollowpoints would have a hard time achieving that, let a lone a simple fmj. 0:58 they're subtly trying to reinforce the idea that the only people who would ever use a gun, are rednecks to kill random people over any little reason 1:14 "If I wanted to kill someone without destroying the body, I'd use a hammer", I like how the actor is supposed to be a redneck by the clothing they chose for him to wear (further trying to reinforce the fact that only rednecks would care about such things), but the actor talks with his real life accent, like someone who works in an office in San Francisco. Reality is, a bullet to the heart will destroy the body so much less than killing someone with a hammer. If you kill someone with a hammer, be prepared for a closed casket funeral. 1:45 "Many gun owners have said the recall has been so frustrating, they no longer will use bullets, returning to more low tech methods, like beating VICTIMS with spiked clubs, or dragging them behind their cars" Again, just trying to reinforce the stereotype that guns are only used to kill people, when the overwhelming 99% majority of people who carry guns, is to DEFEND THEMSELVES. Of course, they CONTINUE to try to further the redneck stereotype by adding the whole "dragging them behind their cars" bit. They're LITERALLY making a parody video over a situation which doesn't exist LOL!!!! Goes to show just how simple minded liberal writers and producers are.
elfoxy (2 months ago)
I know right? These liberal leftist retards probably don't even know the blast radius of an AGM hellfire missile, yet they're trying to confiscate them from patriots like me.
アニメはクールだ (3 months ago)
100% of comments: this is satire lmao I can't believe everyone fell for it 0% of comments: *people who actually fell for it*
EPICMAN 1215 (3 months ago)
Can this even be considered sarire?
ABN Carloo (4 months ago)
Murica
DeBoss62 (4 months ago)
Absolutely unacceptable. My neighbors dog got too close to my fence last week, and it took 3 whole shots before that little shit stopped whimpering! Stay away from Steelhawk
bandito (4 months ago)
b
Badis Chabi (4 months ago)
wtf :p
Aj Marz (4 months ago)
I love this Chanel so much, and I hate they’re so anti-gun
Martin Leyva (4 months ago)
Another CNN piece of manure video.
Krazy Kokonut (4 months ago)
ameriKKKans are a bunch of sadistic fucktards!! Land of the free? More like land of Satan!!
Ur a fuckin retard
Lil Sickness (3 months ago)
Krazy Kokonut This is a fucking joke video lmao. Nice xenophobia tho, retard.
XxDark slayerxX (4 months ago)
Vro, the onion is satirical
King Kyle Lee (4 months ago)
Is this real, it can't be this sounds like the devil! This shit is evil af smh wow 😳
Evil Death Claw (4 months ago)
This video is fucked up talking about killing people
R/atetheonion
Dr.Fail (4 months ago)
EYA MURICA!!!!
Nigger Guy (4 months ago)
It's funny because this satire is meant as liberal propaganda against hollow point ammo. The point of Hollow Point is to kill an attacker (the whole reason for shooting) and not hitting someone behind or around them. Grow a set faggots
Jithin Jacob (4 months ago)
Hilarious!
Earth_dimension -C137 (4 months ago)
The most civilized gentlemen in the world are americans..
Amanuel Mudfu (4 months ago)
I thought this was real for a sec
Shrade (4 months ago)
Is this real? This has to be a joke especially with the ending “ penis enlargement pill works by making other parts smaller”
Equinox (4 months ago)
it is
And the incompetent idiots think we'll trust them to manufacture the upcoming Hollowpoint, Inferno Bullets? Yeah right?
John Cassady (4 months ago)
Hollow points typically do not pass through a person. A solid slug can pass through a person and walls and such and hit others. Hollow points are best for home defence because the bullet won't travel to your neighbors house and hit them. But the truly best defence against all of this is a more robust and fair economy where people do not have to resort to crime in order to make ends meet.
dialn911 (5 months ago)
Anti gun nuts always want to argue from the position of the most extreme view point of negativity. It's so disingenuous how they automatically argue the position of that being maiming and killing and mis use of a weapon, that in the real world saves lives on a regular basis and serves as a tool for the vulnerable to defend themselves. Let's just ignore an entire reality and push satire bullshit.
Usman JJ (5 months ago)
is it me or you American have just gone fucking Joker from the Movie Batman psycho?
Andromeda (5 months ago)
Usman JJ this is a joke
Jimmy (5 months ago)
When I buy hollow point bullets I want them to shred like crazy, where's the fun if pieces of the victim's organs aren't splattered everywhere goddammit?
Apple Pie (5 months ago)
Americans buy bullets everday like its chinese food
cypherusuh (5 months ago)
isn't HP bullet that doesnt explode is actually defective? the point of HP is to shrapnel inside the body, reducing chance of ricochet if the bullet goes straight out of the target
Dragon Associates (5 months ago)
Its a bullet.. if you shoot something then I'm pretty sure you want to kill it. Kinda funny that this made the news. Its also funny kinda to hear this and sounds like something they would use in a southpark movie. Is this serious or is it from a movie? 😒
FaZe JubJub (3 months ago)
Fate Drake r/atetheonion
TheSpeedCuber (3 months ago)
IT IS NOT REAL! HOW DOES PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS
Bakgethi Remote (5 months ago)
satire
Jason wooshkuff (5 months ago)
Americas is fucked up!
Bakgethi Remote (5 months ago)
satire
Burak Internetu (5 months ago)
Thats fake
You want an award?
memebois 4 life (5 months ago)
Yes this would be really good for school shootings- WHY THE FUC-
Yosef Polinsky (5 months ago)
This channel is EPIC! Absolutely epic.
Pug Fister (5 months ago)
Very epic
Romero Montgomery (5 months ago)
White ppl tlkin about how they wanna kill ppl & expect they bullets ta dismember their victims? White privilege shit
How? Always making it a white thing like some fucking piece of shit. You are fucking racist against whites then
Logan Nommensen (4 months ago)
You somehow made this about race. ???
Christine Meyer (5 months ago)
Romero Montgomery Black people could do the same if they want too
Arphy TheFruit (6 months ago)
this is stupid why are they selling bullets to these people they say they are killing people with the,m
Pookie Poot Butt (6 months ago)
You all are SICK!!!
R/atetheonion
The Bismarck (6 months ago)
Blast the onion In public places
DR3X4L G4M1NG (6 months ago)
This is just fucked up
Ahahahaaa
Brendan Klahn (6 months ago)
This is such a fucked up show
Ahahaaha
ZADDY- 3698 (6 months ago)
Edit: In a similar fashion this dark satire poked holes at the unnecessary need for hollow point bullets (extreme force). . . we have begun to militaries the police for civilian duty while simultaneously advocating gun control through the media. After all the best victim is a defenseless one. Liberals. 😉
Samurai Wilde5100 (6 months ago)
Lmmfao this shit is to crazy
Robert Phillips (6 months ago)
What the hell is worng with these people
TheSpeedCuber (3 months ago)
You idiot this is obviously satire and just a joke...
mark jones (6 months ago)
"Lungs shreddingest" is such poor grammar. "The Most Lung Shredding Bullets on the Market…" Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Winterfell (7 months ago)
The people who can't tell if this is real or fake are the ones that probably push for gun control
Dennis Helgi (2 months ago)
4Head . Look at the comment section. Plenty of people think that is real. Then you should look at the subscription feed. And you can see that they are liberals. Just like you. So then. 😁 . Why don't you tell them that they are embarrassing you.
4Head (4 months ago)
I'd really like to see anyone on the anti-gun side using this clearly obvious satire as a strawman as you so claim.
The Good Kid Boy (4 months ago)
King Kyle Lee I don't understand your gibberish but The Onion produces satire. The video is scripted and meant to be taken as a joke.
King Kyle Lee (4 months ago)
Winterfell naw it's sane people who think this is fake, evil as people focused on killing people that's really sad
Daniel Sadjadi (4 months ago)
Jesus Christ you're on a whole new level of stupidity.
America 2005 (7 months ago)
At first I thought this was really
Rie Kumar (7 months ago)
I understand that this is satire, but their is a lot of people who are gullible on the Internet and will think that is what hollow points actually are used for.
Killin Films (7 months ago)
I know it's a joke but they are primarily for self defense so the bullet doesn't go through the target and hit someone else
Nate McGraw (7 months ago)
I would use a hammer
A Talentless Idiot (7 months ago)
Jokes aside, why the fuck do hollow point bullets even exist?
All bullets are usable for murder. Some are designed for specific situations
A Talentless Idiot (5 months ago)
Богдан Меньчик So they're for murder?
Because they have greater performance against unarmored targets. And they also avoid overpenetration and ricocheting
Mr mojo risin (7 months ago)
Hollow point rounds are made to stay and be lodged in the body.
Jason French (7 months ago)
Holly shit what the hell is this. i wanted to learn what they are not a left wing agenda crusade
Thomas Simpson (6 months ago)
Wow. You're incredibly dense.

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