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What The Hell Are Livestock Auctioneers Actually Saying?

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“We are the music to the sale.” That’s how full-time auctioneer — and the 2014 World Livestock Auctioneer champion — Baine Lotz explains his job. This year, the annual event, hosted by the Livestock Marketing Association since 1963, drew 31 semi-finalists who competed by selling cattle at the Bloomington Livestock Exchange in Wisconsin. The competition attracts cattle buyers and sellers as well as fans who come strictly to take in the spectacle. But the cowboy hat–festooned contestants take their fast-talking pretty seriously. Subscribe to VICE News here: http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-VICE-News Check out VICE News for more: http://vicenews.com Follow VICE News here: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/vicenews Twitter: https://twitter.com/vicenews Tumblr: http://vicenews.tumblr.com/ Instagram: http://instagram.com/vicenews More videos from the VICE network: https://www.fb.com/vicevideo
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VICE News (3 months ago)
We went to the World Livestock Auctioneer Championship in Bloomington, Wisconsin to find out. Watch Next: This Comedy Duo Got Sued For Pranking The News - http://bit.ly/2GvEUUi
no s (3 months ago)
Vice is full of shitheads.
Cassiandra Mitchell (3 months ago)
VI CE News
underscore boogiedown (3 months ago)
... you've redeemed yourselves white folks
M. Angel Renteria (3 months ago)
Canadians are awesome, only if they truly pledged loyalty to the rest of America. Instead of across the lake.
Jack McCappin (3 months ago)
Where are the Australians if this is a world competition Australia has a massive livestock industry
katerspam (10 hours ago)
In America you are not only the best in the country - you are THE BEST IN THE WORLD! ...hell, even the universe.
yung Braxton Bandzz (11 hours ago)
pause at 4:34 looks like a painting from the 1910s
Mackinstyle (1 day ago)
It's a fascinating artifact of history, but it seems really obsolete. Surely if a huge portion of your income is resting on selling your livestock, you'd want a better apparatus for the auction.
Nigel (1 day ago)
How can you think so fast what you're going to say
Tyler Ellis (1 day ago)
White people are weird
smokins8n (1 day ago)
Its what they do.
Dx Fire (1 day ago)
These guys can leave Eminem to dust...
just another musician (2 days ago)
"If you see a turtle on top of a fence post, it didn't get there by itself. And uh... I'm that turtle" This the funniest shit I've heard all day
Jakob K. (5 days ago)
that must be the wierdest championship ever
freakaefari (10 days ago)
hats are to block off the sun. there is no sun when you're inside. take off your hats, fools.
Daniel Reyes (14 days ago)
World Championship, but only americans present
Thefilth (14 days ago)
You make me cringe. Not bid. Slow down, gather your thoughts and speak in a clear voice. You're dealing with actual money here. Let's not make a joke out of that.
Rusty Shackleford (17 days ago)
0:38 The McPoyles!?
JBTechCon (18 days ago)
What the hell is the point?
Roley Chiu (18 days ago)
0:36 Dat unibrow.
mark eleazar (18 days ago)
busta rhymes who?
Ryan Kam (19 days ago)
w-w-w-why world champion if only in America?
makingfuck (19 days ago)
Wat? no swimsuit competition? BOOOOO!
Fahmi TD (19 days ago)
This is how country rapping it does..
SevenDeMagnus (20 days ago)
Hi. Is that a full-time job and the contest was held on an actual auction while they're tracking who's bidding? That'a a lot of multi-tasking. How can the buyers even understand at what price things are at? Nest: Horse race announcers who sound like live stock auctioneers. God bless, Proverbs 31
SevenDeMagnus (20 days ago)
Hehe, that could be a good song. God bless, Proverbs 31
Sicko Mode (20 days ago)
Why is everyone wearing a hat
SPIRIT KAT (20 days ago)
now in youtube type.....mercy for animals commercials....
SmartGamerDude (21 days ago)
4:07 NIG ON CAMERA GUYS!
I don't think I've ever expected yet appreciated more any video on YouTube than this one...
Rand Frazer (21 days ago)
This was way more interesting than ot had any right to be.
Scicorz Fard (21 days ago)
4:03 WTF COW?
Frazinter _ (21 days ago)
How to become a rapper
Mac Mueller (21 days ago)
Americans create contests in which only they are participating and call it a world championship... 🧐
big Willy (21 days ago)
4:35 incest is a big problem
big Willy (21 days ago)
0:36 redneck
saf dipo (21 days ago)
delicious beef.
Elizabeth Esposito (22 days ago)
How tf do you even begin to get into this career? How?
Amaury Benoist (22 days ago)
4.50min "good heart but can't hear you guys" priceless
Canadian_Buzzard (22 days ago)
Every body in this video is fat
Kazuma Kiryu (22 days ago)
Eminem???
bella vecc (22 days ago)
best rappers
E.e E.e (22 days ago)
whole lotta dwight shrutes
Eugene B (23 days ago)
Sound like a bunch of pantycoastals don’t know who borrowed from who
Eugene B (23 days ago)
They’re going to be marketing fat chicks this way pretty soon that’s if the federal gov doesn’t push forced marriage I don’t know how else they will survive. You know their behavior won’t change
Satanic Levyemaster (23 days ago)
*Texas intesifies*
beageler (23 days ago)
Wrong title, down vote.
Adolf Obama (23 days ago)
wtf how can they call this world championship.. this is garabage
Adolf Obama (23 days ago)
now i watched the full video and its even more retarded than i imagined..
Alan Wong (23 days ago)
And the World Champion.. is once again.. an American
Clinton Holenstein (23 days ago)
This is pretty punk.
5:57 is fire
Azrael Samael (23 days ago)
Vice sure knows how to drive right wingers away and draw them back in.
Turninator (23 days ago)
These guys make Eminems rap god look slow.
Turninator (23 days ago)
0:38 looks like the fella from dumb and dumber
My_NiBBa (23 days ago)
I wonder what the Vegans are thinking right now.
Ariel Vo (23 days ago)
Sounds of Awesomeness
billygowhoop (23 days ago)
That line about the turtle and the fence post was really good. I'm definitely stealing that.
Das_Edelweiss (24 days ago)
The men who can beat Thanos
Bernardo Matos (24 days ago)
This is do America AHAH
philipjwh2580 (24 days ago)
I love this. But I hate how Americans hold a competition and decide it's a world competition, without any other countries taking part
TheVIRUS612 (24 days ago)
white people with huge hats
Agent_Orca (24 days ago)
I can smell the conservatism through my phone Edit: Not that theirs anything wrong with it (inherently), this shit is still super cool
Luke Diggle (24 days ago)
Now I know livestock auctioneer championship is a thing
Aaron Tkachuk (24 days ago)
Liberal propaganda
Tess Devlin (24 days ago)
JAY WAS ROBBED
Alex (24 days ago)
i dont get it
Mak 6 (24 days ago)
When I was a kid, my dad and I went to live stock auction just to watch and listen :)
Cristian Lopez (24 days ago)
Big hat YES cattle.
Hesam Safari (24 days ago)
4:04 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Blacxout _ (24 days ago)
What's with the bowl cuts and beards?
Noel Yahchouchi (24 days ago)
Guy at 6:30 looks like the fatter cowboy version of Seth McFarlane
abelninans (24 days ago)
sounds about white.
Christos Kousoulis (24 days ago)
What song is playing at 2:28
Ethan Bates (24 days ago)
If one of them released some tracks that shit would be nice
Lindsay Dale (24 days ago)
None of these city folk need to know this. They can’t even tell you the breed
Juan Morales (23 days ago)
I think there’s a Jersey cow somewhere in this video.
stephen nicholls (24 days ago)
Dzhsbjz hjhgfyjjf&fy yhfvfxg13000 sold to u for 13000thats whats there saying
chuck schuldiner (24 days ago)
Why "world" livestock auctioneers championship?
Nico Rohde (24 days ago)
So basically they all talk shit...
ecasino345 (24 days ago)
So nonsense... and occasionally the bid?
reymicroc (24 days ago)
Americans are kind of unidimensional or culturally flat
Jerin Antony Xavier (24 days ago)
536 rappers dislike
Marquiz Milton (24 days ago)
03:31 what's bill gates doing in the WLAC 2018?
adarsh sirsat (24 days ago)
What is this? Meme review?? Stop explaining the joke
Joshua Bartlett (24 days ago)
“ we must get out to those who eat vegetables three times a day “ anyone who thinks individual consumption can’t make a difference you just heard it, their scared, we’re making a difference , the future is probably vegan
szabolcs torok (24 days ago)
World championship.... South US citizens only
the mango boy (24 days ago)
Did any one see what happens at 4:05 ?
yee haw (25 days ago)
LOOK AT ALL THE COWBOY HATS
TheTarrMan (25 days ago)
I wan't one of these guys to make a ring tone.
Kevin Hernandez (25 days ago)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!
bruh (25 days ago)
I would literally have sex with that guys voice. No shame
Wyatt Shelley (25 days ago)
The only time I enjoy watching vice.
zoopnoop (25 days ago)
Lowkey does anybody else want waffle house rn
Schindler Rislin (25 days ago)
YeeYEE
devastator20nz (25 days ago)
True rap gods. Eminem has nothing on them
Dinan F25 X3 (25 days ago)
At :38 Wilbur is in absolute awe
Xx Killa PRODIGY (25 days ago)
why tf did i watch this lmao
Nox20001 (25 days ago)
Cringe Level Over 9000!!!
E McCreanor (25 days ago)
i would pay actual money for an album of these recordings
BrecKR (25 days ago)
KKona
CapitalGoose (25 days ago)
Bill Gates at 3:30
swiftness (25 days ago)
This is the whitest video I've seen in a while
*Cory in the closet* (25 days ago)
Sounds about white
Fabian Gonzalez (25 days ago)
Those guys are real contestants to Eminem
DrummerJacob (25 days ago)
So you're basically just trying to confuse people into buying things really quickly. Hmmm
DrummerJacob (25 days ago)
Abbadababbadabbadabbada SOLD

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